teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

thickbrowsensei:

misskenzierain:

thickbrowsensei:

Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra 

you misspelled season three of sherlock

you misspelled my foot in your ass

dad-butts:

krill-ex:

god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures

They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them.

It’s like his old dA account

silenthill:

leonmcgann:

-annoying:

i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks

she looks so happy

nature is amazing

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

jaclcfrost:

grow up?

i’m 38 years old

chandeluresinsicily:

well fuck this place

wallygraysonwest:

my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk

Justin Timberlake and Daft Punk | Lucky Suit & Tie (MASHUP)

WHOA

chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

thickbrowsensei:

misskenzierain:

thickbrowsensei:

Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra 

you misspelled season three of sherlock

you misspelled my foot in your ass

dad-butts:

krill-ex:

god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures

They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them.

It’s like his old dA account

silenthill:

leonmcgann:

-annoying:

i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks

she looks so happy

nature is amazing

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

jaclcfrost:

grow up?

i’m 38 years old

chandeluresinsicily:

well fuck this place

wallygraysonwest:

my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk

Justin Timberlake and Daft Punk | Lucky Suit & Tie (MASHUP)

WHOA

chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut